Our Discord Prophets

We're not really sure why, but we've somehow managed to attract a bunch of prophets who insist on sharing their visions with us.

Prophet McProphetface

"The apocalypse is coming, but it's going to be okay. I've seen it. It's going to be a Tuesday."

"The felines will rise up, and we must be prepared. Prepare the catnip, and the cheese platter."